with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
is it fun? or sober?
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