We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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