Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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