All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My Higher Power is John Stamos
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize