um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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