I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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