I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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