What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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