Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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