I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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