True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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