out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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