Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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