So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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