six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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