I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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