with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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