come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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