the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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