party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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