Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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