I love black thongs
Please, let me fuck your mom
I think my fart just growled at me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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