We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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