break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I had to cum in my sink.
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