so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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