Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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