i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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