i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.