Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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