fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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