youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning