Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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