I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Dicks are not precious.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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