My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we're making bets on your personal life
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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