For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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