It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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