I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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