we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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