How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize