mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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