Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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