i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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