dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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