god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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