well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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