It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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