is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I see more hoeing in ur future
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