one might say we're banned from that church
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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