p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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