Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Randomize