Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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