How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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