Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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