And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
