Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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