Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
