Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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