Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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